Lifetime Discount On Cigarettes

Posted: 16th June 2009 by Joep Cremers in Ridonculous
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Tobacco Companies Ordered To Pay Reparations Of $800 Billion In Camel Cash

WINSTON-SALEM, NC—As part of the most severe federal restrictions ever placed on the tobacco industry, Congress on Monday ordered cigarette manufacturers to pay restitution to thousands of smoking victims in the amount of $800 billion in Camel Cash.

This one is from July 9, 2007. I have smoked Camel, to get my share is there a form I have to fill out?

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